loki-loki-literatureclub:

I haven’t seen Venom but the fans hold such strong chaotic energy, they’re just running around like “THEYRE IN LOVE” “ITS A ROM COM” “I GUESS IM A MONSTER FUCKER” and I’m just like I have no idea what’s going on but you’re doing great sweetie I would die for any of you

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darknetexclusivetouhouterrorcore:

unregistered-hypercam2:

anditssunday:

the left just wants mass amounts of illegal immigrants to live in the usa so that nice straight white boys like me are the only ones signed up for selective service and that way the next time there’s a big war we get exterminated so women and minorities can take over the country once we’re gone

this is the best post on this entire website

i do want this specifically

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phallictunicate:

ai-papi:

dear God take care of her when i can’t

Me when I pet a stray cat and it then runs away

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worstgirlintheworld:

*google searches while bawling my eyes out* how to make soap

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disenfranchisedchads:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

fantheoriesandfoodporn:

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

• Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)
  
• Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)
  
• Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)
  
• Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)
  
• Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)
• Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)
  

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

but what an incredible journey he had getting there

He’s Ye Olde Florida Man

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tittiesmattel:

if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch

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countdookuwu:

bubbline: kiss

me, who hasnt watched adventure time in 3 years but is willing to die for my wlw:

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